Stupid and Awkward

hopeful-melancholy:

she had the kind of laugh that made you want to tell jokes forever

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chibistarlyte:

existentiallyqueers:

thescepteredisle:

nudne:

thundercaya:

ericthelavender:

Everyone talks about how shitty and stupid customers are, why don’t we ever talk about the cool ones? 

-Bilingual children translating for their parents/grandparents like a boss

-The drunk guy you had to deny a sale to and he took it so well and maybe even thanked you for keeping him safe

-The random peeps in a long check out line who stop to tell you you’re doing an amazing job

-The regulars who have your back when someone starts giving you a hard time

-Customers who let you know to keep an eye on someone for shoplifting

-Bros who insist on cleaning up their own mess/spill

-The really upbeat/cheery mom/aunt type customer that just kind of brightens your day a bit

Feel free to add, you guys. You know who they are, let’s give them some love.

The ones who share a “yikes™” glance with you when someone is rude

this one time our coffee machine broke and we didnt know what was wrong with it and one of our regulars came and fixed it for us????? just walked over, said “let me have a look”, fixed it, and only said he wants a free coffee for payment

The yikes glance people are lifesavers. Nothing is more comforting than knowing you’re not alone

the lady in military fatigues who had just had oral surgery and was super surly and at the end said, “i’m in a really bad mood right now because my mouth hurts but i’m not upset with you and you’ve been an angel i hope they make you employee of the month”

The ones that are actually patient and understanding when almost ten of your registers crash, leaving only a few working ones to check people out and the lines are really long but they’re still pleasant and like “it’s not your fault, things happen”

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bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

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kushandwizdom:

The next person who comes into my life needs to complement my peace instead of taking it away.

J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye.
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I know. I’m very hard to talk to. I realize that.

mlpiceking:

Disney Problems solved in one frame

SOURCE

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cana-mochi:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

wolfenartistofhetastuck:

captainthief:

biinarykid:

93gal:

Legitness!!

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

laughing because Mulan looks the same

things i loved more then i expected, this

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

Meanwhile the Princes:

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